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Leon: "Ashley, help me push this heavy door open." Ashley: "Bite my shiny, metal ass!" |
Marcus
on Jan-31-06 at 02:32 PM |
140 points |
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Apperntly Ashely has learned all of her sneaking skills from Scobby Doo reruns. |
cannedcream
on Feb-01-06 at 09:14 PM |
88 points |
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Don Leon Kennedy and his leg-breaking knight pay Saddler a visit. |
Arthasvs.Leon
on Jan-30-06 at 10:10 AM |
80 points |
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Ashley: Aren't we a little old to be trick-or-treating? Leon: Shhh! Listen..when the old lady opens the door, I'll pistol-whip her and you grab the candy! |
kamesen24
on Jan-30-06 at 08:23 AM |
53 points |
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Gangster to B square. |
KevinS
on Jan-29-06 at 10:49 PM |
50 points |
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Ashley took hiding her pegnancy bump to extremes.
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pedro
on Jan-31-06 at 09:57 AM |
30 points |
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Ashely: Oh man did this mission have to fall on Casual Friday? |
Japanimation
on Jan-30-06 at 06:28 PM |
28 points |
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Ashley:Leon, my feet hurt, I'm tired, I'm hungry....Leon: Stop complaining! Ashley.....Leon I have to go to the bathroom!!!! Leon: That's it! -shoots Ashley- - blueet flies off and hit him in the head- Ashley: Leon....-pokes him with a stick- Stop playing dead |
XShadowsXBatX
on Jan-29-06 at 10:30 PM |
24 points |
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Ashley "Well, that's me suited up in the armor, I am now immune to bullets and being carried away. The downside is that I can't move." |
9th_Survivor
on Jan-30-06 at 07:49 AM |
22 points |
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"I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF IT ISNT HALLOWEEN! TRICK OR FUCKING TREAT OR I SHOOT DOWN YOUR DOOR!" "Leon, I wanna go home..." |
RETED
on Jan-30-06 at 08:55 PM |
20 points |
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Ashley: "Hey Leon, what are those green circles ove--" Leon: "Silence, you fool! Don't let them know you see them!" Ashley: "But they're right--" *Ashley's health drains to zero* |
R.E.Freak
on Feb-19-06 at 02:21 AM |
20 points |
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Leon: Ashley, since you in protective armor, your gonna have to charge at the door as fast as you can to bust it open. |
RollaXRS
on Jan-30-06 at 12:31 PM |
20 points |
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Ashley: Does this outfit make me look fat? |
Leonisdorky
on Jan-30-06 at 04:27 PM |
20 points |
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ashley:*stares at leon**thinks*why'd i have to get the armor!...christ i hope there arn't any cute boys around...*looks around paranoid* leon:ashley what are you doing?.. ashley: umm, nothing!..just.. ahh, looking for zombies! yeah, that's it!..leon:..oh,..ok |
stevesonlygothfangurl
on Feb-11-06 at 01:00 AM |
20 points |
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Leon: Say hello to my little friend!!! (Leon unzips pant and beats his meat) Ashley: EWW!!! |
ZacharyB1
on Feb-03-06 at 06:38 PM |
20 points |
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A gigantic Chessboard? A hidden code? An annoying little girl following the protagonist? Resident Evil 4! |
darkdragon999
on Jan-30-06 at 01:31 AM |
17 points |
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Leon: There must be an easy way to get this door open... Oh! I know! *uses Ashley as a battering ram* |
Don't-Eat-Me!
on Jan-30-06 at 06:07 PM |
17 points |
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*Ashley starts stripping* Leon: What the hell are you doing? Ashley: Im changing clothes! Leon: Why? Ashley: There is a cutscene cooming up. |
RobertNinja
on Feb-01-06 at 07:40 AM |
16 points |
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Ashley:"Leon! I feel like I weigh a ton!" Leon: "You're fine, Ashley. You're just getting your period." |
GrahamCracker
on Feb-13-06 at 02:40 AM |
16 points |
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Leon: Your outfit sucks. Mine is cooler! Ashley: Don't make me go medieval on your ass! |
dragoneye13
on Feb-12-06 at 07:55 PM |
16 points |
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Ever get the feeling your being followed????? |
BurnleyPsyko
on Jan-31-06 at 07:37 AM |
14 points |
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Ashley: Leon?
Leon: Yes, Ashley?
Ashley: ...Do you think I'm pretty? |
brassmaster
on Jan-29-06 at 11:38 PM |
10 points |
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Leon Capone: Damn, dere's no way out. Maybe I can use dat suit of armor to press dat switch to open the door. (Leon Capone picks up the suit of armor, but...) Leon Capone: This is heavier than it looks! Ashley: How RUDE!! *SLAP* Leon:
What, Ashley? Is dat you? Ashley: ... |
SSnake67
on Feb-03-06 at 11:23 AM |
10 points |
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I have a better joke than the previous.
Announcer: Enjoy more RE4 fun with "RE4: The Chess Game". |
SSnake67
on Feb-03-06 at 11:25 AM |
10 points |
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Ashley: Ironic isn't it, I always waited for a knight in shining armour to bravely come to my rescue, and after all my dreaming and hoping, it turns out to be me!
Leon: Ashley?... Shut up. |
emperorglenuff
on Feb-02-06 at 06:38 AM |
10 points |
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