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yeah...an old fat guy,a hooker,and a cross-dressing egomaniac...suprising |
rechris06
on Jan-10-10 at 12:37 AM |
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yeah...an old fat guy,a hooker,and a cross-dressing egomaniac...suprising |
rechris06
on Jan-10-10 at 12:37 AM |
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Chris: SOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo.......you gonna eat that? Irons: Get out. |
DeadPhoenX
on Dec-29-09 at 07:03 PM |
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Irons: She was the mayors daughter and since the Mayor is probably dead I decided to stuff her alive and rape the dead body.
Chris: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!? |
kewln00b
on Mar-26-09 at 09:43 PM |
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This is my dead hooker; find your own! |
weskerian
on Oct-03-08 at 06:38 PM |
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Kinky. |
DeadPhoenX
on Aug-31-08 at 12:06 PM |
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Chris:*walking in the room* Hey Chief I was wondering if*see's dead body* Oh......um.......yeah........huh........Well, I'll just.....Leave you two alone then.*runs out of the room* |
Speyer
on Aug-12-08 at 06:25 PM |
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hello do i get some service |
richardhewitt2
on Aug-12-08 at 01:45 PM |
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Chris: So...you aren't even infected?
Irons: Nope, eat people for a living |
BowDown07
on Apr-01-08 at 08:05 PM |
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Chris: You're supposed to put her BACK TOGETHER after you saw her apart! This is the worst magic trick ever! |
DJ-Smexy
on Mar-26-08 at 09:58 PM |
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Chrs: say who the hell is this? Irns: oh! this lady is one of the early designs from resident evil 1.5. Chrs: what happened?
Irns: lets just say capcom disappointed the fans again. Chrs: so your just going to dump the corpses just like resident evil extinction? Irns: if it involves sex i'm game. |
zombie+hunter
on Jan-04-08 at 06:03 AM |
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Chris:........ Irons:....... Chris: Care to explain. Irons:Nope. Chris:Fair enough. *walks away* |
Speyer
on Sep-23-07 at 12:17 AM |
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Really Chris do you have to come in when I'm eating? |
That_1_Guy
on Aug-21-07 at 07:58 PM |
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chris: yeah you just go to that room over there were you cant this desk iron: ok chris: haha better write down my new idea for a pornographic novel *writes in book* guy find dead girl and fucks her. now to act it out |
r_emaster666
on Aug-13-07 at 09:32 AM |
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Irons-ill let you go first since i ha had one just like her this morning
Chris-ok but dont tell claire i killed her and why.
Irons-deal |
Wesker_719
on Aug-01-07 at 03:39 AM |
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You got chopsticks on you...? might make things a little easier.. |
emperorglenuff
on Jul-26-07 at 08:33 AM |
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Chris: Is this a bad time?? Ill come back later.... |
StarsGeneralRicco
on Jun-17-07 at 07:48 PM |
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Chris: why do you still have that dead woman on your table. Irons: i just like poking her with a stick. |
zombie+hunter
on May-15-07 at 02:23 AM |
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Chris : Alexia ??? Irons : You owe me one, you bastard. |
chrissoi
on Oct-21-06 at 07:00 AM |
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Chris: "So...are you going to finish that?" |
cookiebouquet
on Aug-19-06 at 03:23 PM |
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Irons:Look, there's the liver and what do I have here? Its a spleen! *Hold up spleen, Chris vomits* |
dante_666000
on Aug-17-06 at 02:44 PM |
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chris:cheif why is there a dead woman on your desk? irons:she borrowed some of my money without asking me chris:i guess its too late to ask for a raise? |
bridget
on Jul-08-06 at 12:03 PM |
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On the next episode of Viva La Bam: Bam goes a little too far with his prank on Don Vito this time. |
HypnosisTyrant
on Jun-27-06 at 05:24 PM |
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Oooh, THAT's why you retired from being a magician. |
emperorglenuff
on May-08-06 at 08:58 AM |
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Chris:why is she dead?
Irons:I killed her so I could rape her without her feeling anything (chris runs away)
Chris:FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
leon,rules
on Apr-07-06 at 04:18 AM |
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