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...as opposed to the millions of OTHER ways to end Chess. |
cannedcream
on Jul-25-07 at 12:58 AM |
308 points |
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Which is odd because they were playing Checkers... |
weskerian
on Jul-25-07 at 12:20 PM |
302 points |
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It's chess. It's been pecked to death. |
kamesen24
on Jul-26-07 at 05:00 PM |
197 points |
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Wesker's motive for shooting Enrico is finally established... |
weskerian
on Jul-26-07 at 03:53 PM |
160 points |
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In Soviet Russia, mate checks you! |
biohazard.girl
on Aug-09-07 at 01:51 AM |
126 points |
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Chris: *examines the pieces* Jill: What are you doing? Chris: making sure these aren't part of a puzzle. Jill: Who would do something stupid like that? *Months later* Leon: Why the hell did this guy make a puzzle involving CHESS PIECE SPARKPLUGS!? |
Daevilzombieguy
on Jul-25-07 at 09:40 PM |
100 points |
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Chris: who the hell would play chess in a hellhole like this? *hours earlier* Richard: hah!! I win again! Rebecca: Goddammit! That's the 3rd time! Say......Richard....you ever been to the attic of this house? |
1st_Survivor
on Jul-24-07 at 11:25 PM |
86 points |
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Chris: If he had only used his Horsey piece to kill the other guy's pointy-headed piece, he could've gotten a "King me". Haha, what an idiot. |
dragoneye13
on Jul-25-07 at 01:34 PM |
75 points |
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Chris, not too keen on board games, stands curiously wondering why the losing side didn't go for a field goal. |
Kicko
on Mar-05-09 at 01:32 PM |
70 points |
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Chris: Asshole sunk my battleship! |
T4ItchyTasty
on Jul-28-07 at 11:02 AM |
65 points |
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Chris: ...Hmmm...white beats black...is this a clue left by Capcom foreshadowing my triumph in a future game where I am surrounded by black people? Naaaah. I don't have that logic. |
That_1_Guy
on Sep-06-07 at 10:05 PM |
61 points |
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Chris: It smells like death. Little tiny marble mens death... |
antizombie
on Aug-01-07 at 09:48 PM |
60 points |
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Chris: "DAMMIT!" *shoots chessboard* |
9th_Survivor
on Jul-25-07 at 07:41 AM |
54 points |
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... if by "checkmate" you mean "shotgun to the testicles". |
JasonCrowe
on Aug-05-07 at 03:40 AM |
51 points |
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It seems every Umbrella facility was required to have a piano, a chess board, and a self destruct system. The latter really dragged down the resale value in the long run... |
miss_chambers
on Jul-26-07 at 02:00 AM |
50 points |
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(Chris sits in the chair) I win, fucker! (runs around to the other side) DAMMIT! Best two outta three? (Runs back around) You're on, bitch! |
MrThumbsup
on Dec-07-07 at 04:22 PM |
50 points |
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Intercom: The self destruct has been activated. Chris: I hate this place. |
DarkSpade
on Jul-31-07 at 06:32 PM |
50 points |
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<Chris> Hm...there's a note here... "Loser has to streak through the zombies." ...and all this time I just thought those nude zombies were just perverts. |
TheDuckOfDeath
on Jul-31-07 at 06:00 PM |
47 points |
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Chris: Dammit, I lost to myself again! |
SeiferRX
on Jul-26-07 at 09:31 PM |
46 points |
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Chris Redfield. The only man in hostory to lose in a game of chess against a paper weight |
Wesker.Jr
on Sep-10-07 at 11:55 AM |
45 points |
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The game appears to have ended in a "checkmate". Chris knows this; he was playing. He also lost. And has only realised now. |
Marcus
on Aug-03-07 at 05:13 PM |
41 points |
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Chris: AND I GIVE A FUCK WHYYYY? |
SyCophant
on Jan-28-08 at 07:19 PM |
39 points |
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"I hope this isn't forshadowing." |
Shadow5
on Jul-24-07 at 09:16 PM |
38 points |
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chris: "now only if i knew what checkmate means..." |
stevebursinde
on Jul-26-07 at 04:39 AM |
37 points |
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*Chris runs around to the otherside*
Chris-Damn your too good Chris
*Runs back to the other side*
Chris-one more game maybe you'll win. |
Wesker_719
on Aug-01-07 at 02:20 AM |
36 points |
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