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"Use the force, Carlos. . . " |
Leon
on Apr-26-02 at 04:40 PM |
228 points |
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Jill: I swear to God, Carlos, when I find the rest of my body... |
4thSurvivor
on May-13-02 at 05:50 AM |
200 points |
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Carlos: Almost there..... Jill's head: What are you reaching for!!!??? |
chris~refan
on Jul-06-02 at 12:28 PM |
105 points |
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Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. |
Elimanator
on Jan-05-04 at 10:36 PM |
103 points |
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*carlos shoots Jill in the Chest* Jill: You shot me in the Chest u bastard! Why did u shoot me in the chest!? *Carlos shoots out her left eye* U SHOT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE WHY DID YOU--- *carlos shoot Jill dead* Carlos: SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Carlos_Obsessed
on May-02-02 at 03:23 PM |
78 points |
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Ah, shit. It Miss Pacman!! (muncha muncha muncha) |
Drew5
on Nov-20-04 at 11:00 PM |
69 points |
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Jil: "You shot my dog you bastard!" |
Roody
on Apr-25-02 at 01:32 PM |
40 points |
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Carlos can only fantasize on what Jill's face looks like when she takes a huge dump. |
dante_666000
on Aug-15-06 at 03:09 PM |
40 points |
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Jill: CARLOS! wipe that silly grin of your face and tremble before me the great wizard of Oz! |
Zap01
on Apr-29-02 at 04:05 PM |
39 points |
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"carlos!" huh? "you left the stove on you moron!" |
stevebursinde
on Aug-25-02 at 04:36 PM |
34 points |
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Stellaaaaaaa!!!! |
GrahamCracker
on Mar-15-04 at 01:30 AM |
33 points |
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Wait a minute, you're not professor Xavier.......Jean Gray...? |
leonheartkenedy
on Jul-15-02 at 10:34 PM |
31 points |
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Carlos: Jill, quit screaming. Your a giant head and I'm three feet in front of you. |
DarkSaber
on Feb-07-03 at 12:27 PM |
30 points |
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An original Picasso, painted in his "What the fuck!!????" period |
KQswst104
on Jul-30-02 at 12:42 AM |
26 points |
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(normal persons POV)Carlos: what? use the force? my gun? which one? the one in my pants? uh oh.
(in his POV) Carlos: *caarrrlos...* what? *useee the forrrce...* use the force?*i mean your gun.* My gun? *yes your gun!* which one? the one in my pants? *Your pissing me off......* |
Daevilzombieguy
on Aug-18-02 at 07:40 AM |
25 points |
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JILL: shoot those zombies now! you hear me! CARLOS: god Jill, you sound like my mother. |
ChrisXOram
on Sep-25-02 at 02:48 PM |
24 points |
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Jill: And may the Schwartz be with you! (If you've seen Space Balls, You'd Understand) |
MilesWhitewolf
on Oct-10-02 at 03:03 PM |
23 points |
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Jill: Why didn't you ever call me!!!?? You think you can sleep with me a few times and never call me back!!?? You are such a pig!! And what do you mean you didn't wear a condom!!?? You told me that you did!!!
Carlos: Geez bitch, calm down. |
Neo_Bejiita_Ou
on Apr-28-02 at 04:51 AM |
22 points |
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Thats right , whos your daddy! |
Slip_Knot
on Apr-25-02 at 12:56 PM |
21 points |
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Jill: Carlos! What the hell do you think your doing looking at Claire like that?
Carlos: Shut up Jill, you already had your turn on the helicopter! |
REfreak99
on Apr-25-02 at 10:33 PM |
20 points |
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Jill: Those muscle. You're so hot. Carlos: I'm gay, Jill. Jill: What? NOOOOOO!! |
tygerty32
on May-08-02 at 09:28 PM |
20 points |
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DON'T DO IT CARLOS! SHE'S BIGGER THAN YOU!!! |
ACIDICA
on Oct-27-04 at 11:13 PM |
20 points |
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Carlos: My arms aren't the ONLY thing big on me. I am one hell of a sharp shooter, but you'll never know that, Jill.
Jill: But-
Carlos: HA!! You a goat named Chris! |
CarlosFan
on Apr-26-02 at 08:28 PM |
19 points |
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Jill: OHMYGOD!! You're right!! Carlos: Am I ever wrong? Jill: Chris IS a goat because they don't have big ones!! Carlos: Like MINE!! I have the TURE and supreme power!! |
CarlosFan
on Apr-26-02 at 09:09 PM |
18 points |
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STOP YELLING AT ME ..U CRAZY BITCH!!! |
Tylr9100
on Jun-03-05 at 03:50 PM |
18 points |
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