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Kerplar. That is all. |
ResidentEvilFetish
on Jul-30-10 at 04:23 PM |
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*Chris after seeing the Resident Evil Afterlife trailer* "I'd rather overdose on herbs and steroids!!! ....in bed with Alfred!!!!"
Sheva: "Chris! Calm down!" |
notnewjustold
on Jul-19-10 at 11:23 PM |
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Resident Evil 5: Directed by The Wachowski Brothers...because they can |
Wesker.Jr
on Jul-19-10 at 05:11 AM |
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Chris: Thank you Nike! |
Wesker.Jr
on Jul-19-10 at 05:10 AM |
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Chris: Jill might be the Master of Unlocking things, but I'm a ninja.
Sheva: Just keep telling yourself that... |
Godzillafan93
on Jul-10-10 at 09:28 PM |
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Chris: "MVC3 here I come!! Ooh yeah super jump ha-" *falls down* |
DeepMoan
on Jul-04-10 at 10:39 PM |
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Resident Evil fans...Welcome back to the world of annoying side kick characters that won't get off your ass... |
DeepMoan
on Jul-04-10 at 10:34 PM |
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Sheva:C'mon I need some handgun ammo Chris!
Chris:NO IT'S MINE! |
TakaYoshi
on Jun-04-10 at 03:02 PM |
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sheva, i wish you dont make that jump. |
hardcoreREfan135
on May-28-10 at 11:28 PM |
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Chris: "I don't care how poor they may be, there's very little merit in putting up that shirt to dry when it's clearly ruined!" |
Ellythrion
on May-01-10 at 10:26 PM |
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Sheva:Wait Chris thats a capgun he has a magnum wai...BANG!!!!!! dumbass |
IamTehMerchant
on Apr-21-10 at 05:48 PM |
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Chris and Sheva really need to stop listning to Van Halen's Jump over and over again |
jbrey
on Apr-15-10 at 11:47 PM |
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They can fly! cense when. |
Nathorama
on Apr-14-10 at 03:52 PM |
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Chris: Sheva, you're the worst RE character ever! I'm going to the producers to get you cut from the script!
Sheva: Chris, no! Wait! Stooop! |
wesker121
on Mar-20-10 at 01:41 PM |
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Chris:...I NEED AN ADULT!!!...... |
Holly181818
on Mar-02-10 at 01:06 AM |
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Chris: Man I've been trying to ditch this bitch since I got here, she just won't Fuc$ off!!
Sheva: But Chris we're patners remember?
Chris: Screw off Bitc$ I don't know you! |
Holly181818
on Mar-02-10 at 01:06 AM |
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They wish they could run faster out of the theater when they saw the preview for RE:Afterlife and it was announced to be a 3D movie |
jaa0518
on Feb-20-10 at 01:26 AM |
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Chris:....OMG!....Sheva i can fly!! Sheva: No chris you can't. Chris: Yes i can, watch *jumps and waves arms really fast* OH NO! *falls* Sheva: told you. Chris: ow! Axe Majinii: You aren't even worth my time any more *goes after sheva* |
W3sk3rsSh4dow
on Feb-18-10 at 11:33 AM |
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A two-man raid on the local 7-11. |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 01:11 AM |
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Sheva dove forward and grabbed onto his shirt, refusing to let Chris's soul ascend to heaven. |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 01:10 AM |
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Sheva: Fucking damn it...after this mission, I am NEVER wearing heels again! |
kamesen24
on Feb-13-10 at 01:10 AM |
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Chris: Go forth into the light! I AM AN ANGELLLL!!! YEEEEEE!!!! Sheva:...... |
1st_Survivor
on Feb-08-10 at 12:10 PM |
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Sheva: I know this is a bad time to say this but- Chris: How bad can it be at this point? Sheva: I had sex with Clarie Chris:*falls off of the platform* |
Chicken5
on Feb-05-10 at 06:46 PM |
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Sheva is trying to get a closer look at somebody's ass (Chris) |
1sonic1314
on Feb-04-10 at 07:28 PM |
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The friendly game of Tag would become fatal once Chris and Sheva decided to include the locals. |
zombiemaster
on Feb-01-10 at 09:59 PM |
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