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Ashley: "Leon... Those freaks injected me with some sort of parasite."
Leon: "Uh... What?"
Ashley: *Sigh* "Leon... Je crois quils m ont inject'e quelque chose dans le cou."
Leon: "Those bastards!!"
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Slith365 |
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Leon's methods of preventing his friends from driving drunk was a bit more unusual than most.
(380 points) |
LegacyVirus |
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Chris: 89... 90... 91... Zombie 1: I'm hiding in the bushes! Zombie 2: No I am! *Shoves each other* Chris: 99... 100... Here I come! *Turns around and find zombies. Well that was easy. Zombies: ...*Eats Chris*
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TheSkeet |
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CLAIRE: "I wish there were no more zombies or monsters here..." CHRIS: *holds out his hand* "Well, Claire, shit in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first."
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stephen_mathis |
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<Chris>.........<Claire> Hmmm....<Chris>...Uhm Claire? <Claire> Be quiet! <Chris>...When it says "Press Any Key to Continue" it doesn't mean an actual ke- <Claire> Shut-up! I'm going to find it myself
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LegacyVirus |
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Man: "Please... Take this wallet and give it to my wife..."
Sherry:" Ok..."
*Takes wallet*
Man: "What a nice... *Dies*"
Sherry: "What only 5 bucks..."
*Throws wallet back at man.*
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Nature-nerd |
342 |
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Oh my God! Zombies! Oh my God! A wall!
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R.E.Freak |
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Sherry:don't eat me please!!!!!I'm just a little child lost in a police station crawling with zombies and other horrible things,my dad is a freak and my mom is a maniac bitch!!!!!*Sherry thinks for a while*Sherry:do me a favor...eat me please!!!!!
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Drake |
309 |
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Red Bull gives you wings!
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seatrooper |
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Morpheus: How about you stop giving us 1 point each and start giving us 10? *cocks gun*
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ChildofTheDevil |
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Jim: Fuck this! *goes to sleep*
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Wesker_wannabe |
306 |
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zombie wispers: oh my go! i loved you in "the tuxedo"!
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nugun |
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This is easily the strangest porn I've ever seen.
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Amitaru |
314 |
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leon:really how do these guys scratch thier balls?????
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alucardszootsuit |
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FAMOUS LAST WORDS: <Leon> He's chained up by the bad guys, so he must be a good guy right?
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LegacyVirus |
257 |
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I have found you at last Osama Bin Laden!!
(171 points) |
Leon91 |
291 |
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Salazar: It's not fucking funny put me down!
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dante66 |
240 |
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Leon: Lap dances are 100 PTAS, bitches, I need a new TMP!
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seatrooper |
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*5 minutes earlier.* Hunnigan: "Leon, you have to get through completely undetected. You must not be seen. This is a stealth mission. Got it?" Leon: "Okay." *5 minutes later...* Leon: "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, MUTHAFUCKERS!!!"
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13375c077 |
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Leon:What are you doing in my garage? Merchant: I'll buy it at a high price! Leon:.......Get out.
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Japanimation |
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